All 5 game Reviews

Quantum Foam Quantum Foam

Rated 4 / 5 stars

A Rather Good Game

I give you 10's for things like violence and humor because although there wasn't really much, there was an appropriate amount for the game.

The collision detection was a bit off, and momentum would be good, but other than that this is a really solid game.

One more question, though: if I turn off the monitor and speakers and don't control the cat, there's a chance he'll die and a chance he won't. Is the cat in an indefinite state of neither life nor death until the monitor is turned back on?

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The Mario Game The Mario Game

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's Okay

Graphics: Though they were ripped, there were problems. Mario never stopped walking, the sprites were stretched to different sizes... It just didn't really seem to fit together.

Style: It was fairly frustrating because you keep falling through the blocks, you don't need to jump on the switch to switch it, etc. A higher FPS rate would do WONDERS for this game; it seemed quite jerky.

Sound: The music went well with the game, but there weren't enough sound effects.

Violence: There doesn't really need to be much violence in a Mario game, considering it's mainly family-oriented, but you should AT LEAST make something happen, such as a noise, or turning red, when you get hit by the saw blade. The only indication that you were hit was your HP bar, which you have to look away from your character to see in most cases.

Interactivity: You should be able to do more things, like grow/shrink, or at least duck. Just walking and jumping didn't really cut it.

Humor: It doesn't have to be funny, but it just wasn't that interesting to play. Nevertheless, I played 3 times to try to beat it. It made me angry to have to start over from the very beginning if I died once, though.

Overall: Average. It wasn't a BAD game, but it could have been a lot better.

the classroom 2 the classroom 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Terrific Game

I love this game. It's a good, original concept, it runs smoothly, and is sometimes quite funny! I haven't played the original game, but I probably will when I beat this one. The password system also helps quite a bit.

Super Mario Flash HV Game Super Mario Flash HV Game

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great Mario Platformer

It was very fun to play and no matter how many times I died (3) it never got annoying. The implementation of the ranking system was also a very good idea. I loved the ending (which I won't spoil for those of you who haven't played yet.) My only complaints would be that the sprites are a bit too large for a Mario game and Mario doesn't jump very high for being Mario. (If he were a normal person, that would probably be high enough.)

Hitlergotchi v1.2 Hitlergotchi v1.2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

A Funny Premise

The concept of a Hitlergotchi is pretty funny and slightly offensive, which makes it even more funny. Playing it didn't really keep me occupied for long, but like I said, the main thing I like about it is the premise.